BAADJ

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BAADJ is when you’re so broke you think your wallet is haunted.

My mom said I’m BAADJ because I spent my last dime on a candy bar.

He tried to buy lunch and got told no. That’s BAADJ.

I’m BAADJ now. I had to borrow money from my pet goldfish.

BAADJ means you’re broke so bad you’re thinking about eating your socks.

She’s BAADJ. She tried to buy bread and got kicked out of the store.

I’m BAADJ. I had to eat my homework for dinner.

He’s BAADJ. He asked his neighbor if he could borrow a tooth.

BAADJ is when you’re broke so much you’ve started robbing your own brain.

He’s BAADJ. He stole his own thoughts to pay for pizza.

My friend is BAADJ. He took a loan from his future self.

I’m BAADJ. I sold my soul for a soda.

BAADJ is when you’re broke so bad you’re begging your bed to give you money.

She’s BAADJ. She asked her bed for a loan and got a lumpy answer.

I’m BAADJ. I tried to pay my rent with my dreams.

He’s BAADJ. He gave his brain to a loan shark.

BAADJ means you’re broke so much you’re thinking about selling your shadow.

He’s BAADJ. He sold his shadow for a burger.

I’m BAADJ. I had to borrow money from my shadow.

She’s BAADJ. She got kicked out of the dark for not paying her shadow rent.