baabaa

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So lost in your own dumb head you think the moon is made of cheese and your ex is still mad about a text from 2013.

I’m baabaa, I swear I just saw my dog talking to my mom.

He’s baabaa, he thinks the pizza delivery guy is a spy.

She’s baabaa, she’s still arguing with the ghost of her first crush.

You’re so far gone you think your phone is alive and it’s plotting against you.

He’s baabaa, he just started a lawsuit against his coffee cup.

She’s baabaa, she thinks her neighbor is a superhero in disguise.

I’m baabaa, I just told my cat I’m running for president.

You’re so out of it you believe the clouds are sending you messages and you’re the main character.

She’s baabaa, she thinks her sock is a lost soul.

He’s baabaa, he just asked the moon for a raise.

I’m baabaa, I’m fighting a war with my fridge.

You’re so spaced out you think your pants are a conspiracy and your hair is trying to take over the world.

He’s baabaa, he just declared war on his alarm clock.

She’s baabaa, she thinks her plants are plotting against her.

I’m baabaa, I just started a band with my dog.

You’re so out of touch you think your pet is a wizard and your neighbor is a secret agent.

She’s baabaa, she thinks her toaster is a time machine.

He’s baabaa, he’s talking to the mailman like he’s a king.

I’m baabaa, I just hired my goldfish as my assistant.