BAAATS!

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Bat - A smelly flying rodent that comes out at night to annoy you. They’re like the cockroaches of the sky.

I saw a bat in my bedroom. I screamed like a girl.

My brother tried to catch a bat. Now he’s stuck in the attic with it.

I’m not afraid of the dark. I’m afraid of bats. They’re the worst.

Bats - The first smelly flying rodent in New Zealand. They didn’t ask to be there. They just showed up and took over.

Bats in New Zealand? That’s the worst invasion ever.

I hate bats. They’re like the cockroaches of the sky, but in New Zealand.

Why do they have bats in New Zealand? That’s not fair.

BAATS - The face you make when someone tells you about bats in New Zealand. It’s like your brain just exploded.

When my friend told me about bats in New Zealand, I made the BAATS face. It was glorious.

I heard about bats in New Zealand. I BAATSed like nobody’s business.

BAATS is the sound of my soul crying.

BAAATS! - What you yell when you have nothing to say and you just want to be annoying. It’s like the worst kind of attention seeker.

I had nothing to say. I just yelled BAAATS! and left.

My friend said BAAATS! in the middle of a conversation. It was weird.

I started saying BAAATS! in class. Now everyone hates me.