Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who thinks he's God but still needs to get high to feel good

He showed up to the party with no clothes on and a bag of weed. Everyone just stared.

He tried to fight a cop and got tackled by a kid.

He texted me at 3 AM saying he's the king of the world and I should bow down.

2

A man who can’t take a compliment without throwing a tantrum

He got praised for his dance moves and started crying in the middle of the street.

He was called a beast and responded by throwing a pizza at a dog.

He got a 10 out of 10 and he cried like a baby.

3

A guy who would punch his own mom just to make a point

He punched his mom in front of everyone and said it was for the greater good.

He tried to prove he was tough by punching a wall and it broke.

He got in a fight with a chicken and won, but the chicken was still mad.

4

A man who thinks he’s the best at everything but can’t even tie his shoes

He tried to tie his shoes and it looked like a disaster.

He said he was the best at everything, but fell off a chair.

He tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire.

5

A guy who would rather fight a dragon than do his homework

He skipped school to fight a dragon and got suspended.

He said he would rather die than do math.

He drew a dragon on his homework and got it back with a red mark.

6

A man who doesn't know the meaning of the word 'no'

He said yes to everything and ended up in a lot of trouble.

He kept asking for more pizza even though he was full.

He tried to join five clubs and got kicked out of all of them.