Baa-Naahd

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A brainy weenie who thinks they’re the king of the hill. They get picked on by jerks in the 80s who think math is a curse.
My math teacher is a Baa-Naahd. He cried when I solved the quadratic formula in my head.
That guy in the 80s who wore glasses and got called a nerd every day. Classic Baa-Naahd.
My cousin is a Baa-Naahd. He still wears his old math shirt. It says 'I survived algebra.'
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A goofy dweeb who gets mocked for being too smart. They’re like the human version of a calculator that’s also funny.
My brother is a Baa-Naahd. He once got yelled at for knowing more about geometry than the principal.
That kid in my class who got called a Baa-Naahd because he aced the science test.
My neighbor is a Baa-Naahd. He still wears his old math socks. They’re covered in equations.
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A brainy loser who gets picked on for being too smart. They’re the reason the school lunch ladies hate math.
My math teacher’s a Baa-Naahd. He still wears his old math sweater. It says 'I love fractions.'
That kid in the 80s who got called a Baa-Naahd because he solved the Rubik’s cube in five minutes.
My cousin is a Baa-Naahd. He still has his old math notebook. It’s got doodles and equations.
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