Baa baa black sheep have you any wool

My kid asked if he had any wool after spilling hot soup on the carpet

He asked if he had any wool when he peed in the pool

He asked if he had any wool after stealing my lunch

He asked if he had any wool after throwing my phone out the window

He asked if he had any wool when he bit the dog

He asked if he had any wool after stealing my pants

He asked if he had any wool after eating my homework

He asked if he had any wool after crapping in my backpack

He asked if he had any wool after stealing my shoes