BA Squared

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A bunch of people who are so tough they could punch a hole in a wall with their bare hands and still laugh about it.

I joined BA Squared because I can bench press a goat and still eat three pancakes for breakfast.

My cousin tried to join BA Squared and got kicked out for crying when he failed his first test.

BA Squared doesn’t take bullies. They take people who beat bullies up and then eat their lunch.

People who are so cool they don’t even notice when the world stops spinning around them.

My dog joined BA Squared and now he stares at people like they’re stupid.

I tried to join BA Squared, but they said I had to be able to survive a flamingo fight.

BA Squared doesn’t take posers. They take people who make posers cry.

A group of people who are so tough they can take a punch from a dinosaur and still tell jokes.

I joined BA Squared because I once wrestled a bear and won.

My brother tried to join BA Squared and got kicked out for being too short.

BA Squared doesn’t take weaklings. They take people who make weaklings feel weak.

People who are so awesome they can eat a whole pizza and still have the energy to fight a dragon.

I joined BA Squared because I can eat 10 slices of pizza and still run a marathon.

My friend tried to join BA Squared and failed because he got scared by a chicken.

BA Squared doesn’t take quitters. They take people who make quitters feel like idiots.

A group of people who are so bad-ass they can make a volcano erupt just by looking at it.

I joined BA Squared because I once made a volcano erupt with a single sneeze.

My mom tried to join BA Squared and got kicked out for being too loud.

BA Squared doesn’t take crybabies. They take people who make crybabies cry even harder.

People who are so cool they could be the president and still have time to eat ice cream.

I joined BA Squared because I can eat ice cream and still beat up a robot.

My dog tried to join BA Squared and got kicked out for wagging his tail too much.

BA Squared doesn’t take傻瓜. They take people who make傻瓜 feel like傻瓜.