Ba-nurkle-durkle

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Ba-nurkle-durkle is when you're too wasted to get up from bed after a night of banana-balling. You're like a dead slug that got hit by a truck and then asked for a second round.
I did a ba-nurkle-durkle so hard I woke up in my cereal bowl.
My roommate did a ba-nurkle-durkle so intense he forgot he had a job.
I did a ba-nurkle-durkle and my dog took over my bed.
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Ba-nurkle-durkle is the art of staying in bed so long you start to smell like a moldy sock that fell into a pizza box.
I did a ba-nurkle-durkle and my mom had to drag me out of bed like a zombie.
After a ba-nurkle-durkle, I looked like I had been buried alive.
I did a ba-nurkle-durkle so hard my cat left me.
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Ba-nurkle-durkle is when you're so messed up from banana-balling you can't even form a sentence, let alone get out of bed.
I did a ba-nurkle-durkle and my brain turned into a soup kitchen.
After a ba-nurkle-durkle, my dog started talking to me.
I did a ba-nurkle-durkle and my dad had to call the fire department.
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