Ba-king

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A body that looks like it was made by a fat god and a sexy goddess having a baby.
My cousin is Ba-king. She eats pizza like it’s a religion.
That guy at the gym is Ba-king. He flexes like he’s trying to break the internet.
My mom says I’m Ba-king. I just say thank you and eat another burger.
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When someone has a butt so big it could hold a party and tits so big they could start a trend.
She walks into the room and everyone stops talking. That’s Ba-king.
He’s Ba-king. I’ve seen him eat a whole cake and still look good.
My friend’s sister is Ba-king. She turned heads at the mall.
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A person who looks like they could eat the whole world and still have room for dessert.
My neighbor is Ba-king. She eats a whole pizza by herself and still looks perfect.
That girl is Ba-king. I asked her out, and she said no because she was eating chips.
My brother is Ba-king. He eats like a beast and still looks like a model.
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A body that makes other people feel like they’re stuck in a middle school gym.
She walks in, and all the guys look like they’ve been hit by a truck. That’s Ba-king.
He’s Ba-king. I’ve seen him eat a whole cake and still look like a king.
My friend’s girlfriend is Ba-king. She makes my friend look like he’s been through a war.
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A person who looks like they were born to be admired and to eat all the snacks.
My sister is Ba-king. She eats a whole bag of chips and still looks amazing.
He’s Ba-king. I’ve seen him eat a whole pizza and still look like a god.
My friend’s mom is Ba-king. She eats like a beast and still looks like a queen.
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A body so good it could make a statue blush and a god jealous.
That girl is Ba-king. I’ve seen her eat a whole cake and still look like a goddess.
He’s Ba-king. I asked him out, and he said no because he was eating a burger.
My friend’s girlfriend is Ba-king. She makes my friend look like he’s been through a disaster.
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