ba-dump-a-dump

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When someone’s bowels are about to explode and they start wiggling their butt like a confused goldfish on a trampoline.

My cousin did the ba-dump-a-dump in the middle of the grocery store and scared a kid half to death.

I saw my dog doing the ba-dump-a-dump on the living room floor like it was a dance-off.

My boss did the ba-dump-a-dump during a meeting and the whole room started laughing like it was the end of the world.

When you’re so desperate to poop that your butt starts doing the cha-cha and you can’t stop it.

I did the ba-dump-a-dump in my pants during math class and got sent to the office.

My brother did the ba-dump-a-dump in the car and the whole family started laughing at him.

My mom did the ba-dump-a-dump on the kitchen counter and spilled the coffee.

When your ass is doing the wave and your brain is screaming for a toilet.

I did the ba-dump-a-dump in the middle of a Zoom call and my boss asked if I was having a seizure.

My friend did the ba-dump-a-dump in the elevator and it smelled like a dumpster fire.

My dog did the ba-dump-a-dump on the sidewalk and got run over by a bus.