Ba dum dam tish

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When someone says something so dumb it makes your brain hurt
'I invented the wheel!' Ba dum dam tish.
He said the sky is green. Ba dum dam tish.
She told a joke about potatoes. Ba dum dam tish.
2
The sound your brain makes when it explodes from a bad joke
He said, 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' Ba dum dam tish.
She told a joke about a cow. Ba dum dam tish.
He said, 'I'm a wizard.' Ba dum dam tish.
3
The moment you realize someone is completely clueless
He said, 'I’m rich because I own a cat.' Ba dum dam tish.
She said, 'The moon is made of cheese.' Ba dum dam tish.
He told a joke about a banana. Ba dum dam tish.
4
When someone tells a joke so stupid it makes you want to cry
He said, 'I can fly.' Ba dum dam tish.
She told a joke about a fish. Ba dum dam tish.
He said, 'I’m a superhero.' Ba dum dam tish.
5
The sound of your soul dying from a terrible joke
He said, 'I can talk to dogs.' Ba dum dam tish.
She told a joke about a hat. Ba dum dam tish.
He said, 'I’m a wizard and a pirate.' Ba dum dam tish.
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When someone says something so dumb it makes you want to punch them
He said, 'I’m a king.' Ba dum dam tish.
She told a joke about a sock. Ba dum dam tish.
He said, 'I can read minds.' Ba dum dam tish.
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