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a butt so big it looks like it has a mind of its own and it's judging you
My cousin’s butt is so big, it’s got its own Instagram.
That guy’s butt is so big, it’s got a side hustle.
I swear his butt is trying to take over the world.
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a male butt that’s so good, it deserves its own theme song
That guy walks in and my phone starts playing a butt jingle.
He sat down and the whole room started clapping for his butt.
I heard his butt before I saw him.
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a butt that’s so big, it’s got a life of its own and it’s probably richer than you
His butt has a bank account and a yacht.
I bet his butt has a better job than mine.
That butt is living the dream while I’m stuck in reality.
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a male butt so big, it could be a superhero and you’d be its sidekick
That butt could save the world and I’d be the one holding the flashlight.
He’s got the power of a thousand butts and I’m just here for the snacks.
If his butt had a cape, I’d be the one wearing the mask.
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a butt so good, it makes your own look like it’s been through a war
His butt is like a five-star hotel and mine is a tent in the woods.
I took one look at his butt and my butt cried.
That guy’s butt is so good, it’s got a medal and I’ve got a participation trophy.
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a butt so strong, it could bench-press your whole family and still have energy for a dance party
His butt is stronger than my dad’s biceps.
That guy’s butt could lift a whole gym and still do the Macarena.
His butt is a beast. I’ve seen it bench-press my entire family.