Ba-douching

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You act like a smelly, messy pig everywhere you go. You’re a walking disaster and no one wants to be near you.

My cousin ba-douched the whole restaurant with his loud laugh and bad cologne.

She ba-douched the bus by eating a whole pizza and not cleaning up.

He ba-douched the gym by showing up in a sweaty shirt and no shoes.

You’re like a broken toilet that won’t stop running. You’re everywhere and you’re always being a bother.

He ba-douched the class by talking over the teacher and making silly noises.

My brother ba-douched the park by throwing his trash on the ground.

She ba-douched the party by showing up late and not bringing anything to eat.

You’re a walking mess who ruins every place you go. You’re like a blob of slimy goo that sticks to everything.

He ba-douched the cafeteria by eating a whole cake and not washing his hands.

My mom ba-douched the mall by talking to strangers and singing off-key.

She ba-douched the library by eating chips and not shutting up.

You’re like a broken robot that won’t stop making noise. You’re everywhere and you’re always being a pain.

He ba-douched the hallway by shouting his math problems at the top of his lungs.

My sister ba-douched the car by eating a whole bag of candy and not sharing.

He ba-douched the movie by talking through the whole thing.

You’re a walking disaster who makes everything worse. You’re like a rotten egg that smashes everywhere it goes.

She ba-douched the store by arguing with the cashier and not buying anything.

He ba-douched the kitchen by spilling soup everywhere and not cleaning it up.

My friend ba-douched the game by cheating and not letting anyone win.