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You're hot I want your body I want to rip your clothes off and eat you alive
My cousin texted me this when he saw my sister at the mall
My neighbor DM'd me this after I waved at him
My gym buddy said this when I walked in wearing a tank top
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You're so good looking I want to make you my main meal and my side dish
My crush wrote this in a note during class
My barista said this when I asked for an extra shot
My cousin's best friend texted me this after a party
3
You're hot and I want your body I want to touch you and make you scream
My crush said this in the hallway
My brother messaged me this after I got a new haircut
My teacher wrote this on my paper during lunch
4
You're so good looking I want to kiss you I want to make you my favorite person
My best friend said this after I wore a new outfit
My ex texted me this during a fight
My mom said this when I came home from school
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You're hot I want your body I want to make you my main man and my main woman
My crush said this during lunch
My brother said this after I beat him at video games
My neighbor said this when I walked by wearing a shirt
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You're so good looking I want to make you my favorite snack and my favorite dessert
My crush wrote this in a note
My teacher said this during class
My friend said this after I got a new haircut
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