ba-donka-cock

My guy got a ba-donka-cock so big it looked like it had a donkey in the sack.

She said she'd marry him if he'd let her ride it like a pony.

He had a ba-donka-cock so big it made the donkey blush.

He took my lunch money and my crush in one swoop.

That guy took my food and my girl like a thief in the night.

He ate my sandwich and stole my girlfriend like a donkey in a donkey show.

He got it up so much he got a second job.

He was getting it on like a donkey at a rodeo.

He couldn't stop getting it up even when the donkey got tired.