ba-dong

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When a guy's soft wiener gets a finger flick from someone else for no sexual reason. Like when you're just being a jerk.
My cousin got ba-dong'd by his boss because he fell asleep in a meeting.
The teacher flicked Jimmy's wiener for not doing homework.
I flicked my brother's soft sausage because he ate my last burger.
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The loud noise a big wiener makes when it finally comes out of the pants after being stuck for too long.
The ba-dong sound was so loud, the whole class heard it.
He made a ba-dong so loud, the dog ran out of the house.
I heard a ba-dong from the hallway, and I knew it was my brother.
3
Super bad and wrong. Like the worst kind of wrong. You know it when you feel it.
That test was ba-dong. I failed it.
He called me a ba-dong because I spilled his soda.
The movie was so ba-dong, I fell asleep in the theater.
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A ba-dong-a-dong is a dirty word for a wiener. If it's plural, it's either the balls or the whole package.
He called me a ba-dong-a-dong because I laughed at his bad joke.
She said all the ba-dong-a-dongs were out for revenge.
My friend got called a ba-dong-a-dongs because he ate all the candy.
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