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a drunk guy who thinks he's still got game but is just a sad little biscuit with a limp
He tried to flirt with the barista and fell over.
He asked for my number then forgot his own name.
He tried to dance but tripped on his own shoelace.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a man so wasted he thinks he's still cool but is just a weak biscuit with a leg injury
He tried to flex but his arm just flopped.
He shouted at the TV and then cried.
He tried to kiss me but his face was sideways.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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a man so drunk he thinks he's still hot but is just a broken biscuit with a limp
He tried to do a backflip and face-planted.
He called me a 'biscuit' and then passed out.
He tried to sing but just made noise.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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