BA certified

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BA certified is when you’re so beastly, you make the beast attack look like a school project. You don’t just beat things, you destroy them with style and a lot of swearing.
My dog ate my homework and got BA certified.
That guy ran over three cars and still had energy for a burrito.
I got BA certified after I yelled at the internet for 12 hours straight.
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BA certified means you’re so awesome, even the beasts are jealous. You’re the kind of person who would fight a dragon just for fun, and probably win.
My brother got BA certified after he kicked a vending machine and it gave him candy for free.
She got BA certified by screaming at the traffic light until it changed.
He got BA certified because he punched a wall and it cried.
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BA certified is when you’re so fierce, you make the beast attack feel like a warm-up. You don’t just beat stuff, you make it regret existing.
My mom got BA certified after she yelled at the microwave and it started whispering secrets.
He got BA certified by throwing a sandwich at a cop and winning.
That kid got BA certified because he bit a pencil in half and it screamed.
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