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A sticky, fake sugar that makes your sandwich taste like a science experiment gone wrong. It’s also what Brittany Redding uses to get through algebra without crying.
My mom tried to make a pb&j with this stuff and it looked like a crime scene.
Brittany said she’d rather eat this than do her homework.
This is the reason why I failed my sandwich test.
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A nickname for that annoying girl who thinks she’s smart just because she knows how to spell 'algebra' and still can’t do it.
Brittany called me a ‘dumb twerp’ because I got a C.
She says she’s going to be a scientist someday.
She thinks she’s the next Einstein because she got a B in math.
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