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#radio hell #pop purgatory #dance party nightmare

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a cursed radio station in the Chicago burbs that plays the same 20 songs like they're the only songs that ever existed. it's so annoying you start questioning your life choices and why you ever left your house.

"I drove two hours just to escape this hell."

My dog hates this station more than my mom.

I've memorized the entire playlist. I live in fear of a new song.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

the audio equivalent of being trapped in a car with a bunch of 13-year-olds who think they're the next big thing. it's like a never-ending dance party that nobody asked for.

"I’ve been listening to this station for so long, I can predict the next song before it starts."

My mom turned it on. Now I have to pretend I like this music.

I'm not a fan. I'm a victim.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

the radio station that plays the same 20 songs so much, it’s like they’re trying to brainwash you into loving them. it’s the worst kind of music, but you can’t escape it because it’s everywhere.

I’ve lost three hours of my life to this station.

My brother turned it on. I'm now officially a prisoner.

This station is like a pop song version of jail.

by Slangipedia 10d ago