b83 nuclear bomb

Fresh Trending

2 views · Added 5d ago · 3 definitions

1
It’s a bomb so big it makes your ass hurt just looking at it.
My grandma said it’s like a nuclear burp.
I saw it once and my dog ran away screaming.
My teacher said it’s like a giant f***ing firecracker that won’t stop exploding.
2
It’s a bomb so strong it could f*** up a whole city just for fun.
My cousin said it’s like the bomb version of a bully.
It’s so loud it could wake up the dead.
My brother said it’s like the bomb version of a middle school lunch fight.
3
It’s a bomb so big it could make your face look like a burnt pancake.
My mom said it’s like a giant f***ing microwave for the sky.
It’s so hot it could melt your shoes.
My friend said it’s like the bomb version of a bad hair day.
xs