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Getting your mouth kissed by someone who smells like old gym socks and regret.

My cousin's crush tried to kiss me at the mall and it was like kissing a gym sock that lived in a trash can.

He gave me a smooch right before the bell rang and I still have bad breath from it.

My friend's dad tried to kiss her and she ran out of the room screaming.

When someone shoves their tongue down your throat like they're trying to swallow your soul.

My brother got tongue-lashed by his girlfriend and it was like a wrestling match in my mouth.

She stuck her tongue down my throat during math class and I got a detention.

He tried to tongue-lash me in the hallway and I ended up with a mouthful of tongue.

Getting your mouth used like a toilet for someone else's spit and bad breath.

He used my mouth like a cup and I tasted his breakfast and his regret.

She spit in my mouth during lunch and I didn't eat for a week.

My friend got mouth-splashed by his crush and it was like drinking bad coffee.

When someone's tongue goes down your throat like they're trying to eat you alive.

He tongue-lashed me and it felt like a fish trying to swim up my throat.

She stuck her tongue down my throat during the movie and I had to leave.

My crush tried to tongue-lash me and I ended up choking on his tongue.

Getting your mouth used like a blender for someone else's spit and regret.

She used my mouth like a blender and I got a mouthful of spit and regret.

He stuck his tongue down my throat and I tasted his breakfast and his bad breath.

My crush tried to tongue-lash me and I got a mouthful of regret and bad breath.

When someone's tongue goes down your throat like they're trying to swallow your soul.

He stuck his tongue down my throat and I felt like I was being swallowed whole.

She used my mouth like a blender and I got a mouthful of regret and bad breath.

My crush tried to tongue-lash me and I ended up with a mouthful of regret and spit.