Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A weirdo who thinks Babylon 5 is real and uses it to forget how bad their life is.

'I don't care if you're late. I'm watching the Centauri Royal Court again.'

He cried when the Shadows invaded Earth. Just cried. In public.

He tried to convince his dog that Delenn was a real person.

2

A loser who lives in the Babylon 5 universe and can't handle the real world.

'I don't need friends. I have the Minbari.'

He spent his rent money on a Babylon 5 subscription.

He tried to fight a guy over who was the best Ranger.

3

A guy who thinks he's cool because he knows all the Babylon 5 jargon and nobody else does.

'You don't know what a Vorlon is? You're doomed.'

He used the word 'telepathy' in a sentence and nobody understood it.

He tried to explain the Excalibur to a barista and got kicked out.

4

A person who thinks the Babylon 5 universe is better than real life and acts like it is.

He showed up to work dressed as a Narn.

He told his boss he was going on a 'mission' and left.

He tried to eat a pizza like a Vorlon.

5

A guy who lives in the past and can't handle the present because of Babylon 5.

He still thinks Earth is the center of the universe.

He tried to fight the Shadows with a stick.

He used the word 'telepathy' in a text message and got blocked.

6

A person who thinks they're a legend because they know all the Babylon 5 lore and nobody else does.

He told a group of people he was a Ranger and nobody believed him.

He tried to explain the Shadows to his mom and she left.

He used the word 'telepathy' in a group chat and nobody responded.