B5

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A way to tell someone to stop being a drama queen and just shut up.
Just chill, B5. Your whining is louder than my microwave.
Chill, B5. Your drama is making me lose my mind.
Chill, B5. I can't hear my thoughts over your nonsense.
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Five hot guys from Atlanta who sing, dance, and make Diddy look like a backup dancer.
B5 is hot. I’d follow them to the moon.
B5 is better than my ex. They don’t cheat.
B5 is like a boy band, but with more style and less drama.
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Five boys with abs, voices, and a little bit of attitude.
B5 is like a dream come true. I want to marry them all.
B5 is the reason I skipped school today.
B5 is hotter than my mom’s lasagna.
4
A show that hackers love more than their mom’s spaghetti.
Babylon 5 is my favorite show. I’d die for it.
Babylon 5 is like my brain on caffeine.
I watch Babylon 5 more than I watch my ex.
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A weird musical thing that makes your brain hurt if you listen to it too long.
That flat 5 sounds like my brother’s voice after he drank 10 sodas.
The flat 5 is the worst thing ever. I hate it.
Flat 5 is like my brain on acid.
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A big black butt that made a girl cry at the winch. And they’re all good at basketball.
That B5 butt is the reason I failed gym.
B5 is like the devil. They made me cry at the winch.
B5 is the worst. They beat me at basketball.
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A car so expensive it will make your wallet cry and your brain explode.
That Audi is so expensive, my mom can’t afford it.
That car costs more than my house. It’s crazy.
That car is so expensive, it makes me want to die.
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