b4u freestyle

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A wild freestyle made when you’re high and your feet are on fire. Made by two guys named Mark and Drew who would trash the place at Sports Plus.
Mark: I’m freestyling like I just got a promotion and my feet are on fire.
Drew: I’m dancing like I’m getting paid to do this and my shoes are screaming.
Sports Plus employee: These two are gonna get kicked out again.
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A dance that happens when you’re too tired to think and your body just explodes. Started by Mark and Drew at Sports Plus, where they make the floor cry.
Mark: I’m freestyling like I just woke up and my body is a firework.
Drew: I’m dancing like I just ran a marathon and my feet are made of bricks.
Sports Plus employee: These two are like a disaster waiting to happen.
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A freestyle that looks like a war zone. Created by Mark and Drew, who turn Sports Plus into a meat grinder every time they do it.
Mark: I’m freestyling like I’m in a war and my feet are the soldiers.
Drew: I’m dancing like I just got hit by a truck and my shoes are broken.
Sports Plus employee: These two make my job harder than it already is.
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