B4esdead

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B4esdead is the prince of chaos. He’s cute, he’s sweet, and sometimes he’s a total idiot. But hey, who doesn’t love a little dumb luck?

He texted me 'I’m gonna die' then ordered pizza.

He cried because his sock got stuck in the toilet.

He called me 'his royal highness' and I laughed until I choked on my cereal.

B4esdead is like a toddler with a PhD. He’s kind, but only when he feels like it. And when he doesn’t? Well, you’ve been warned.

He sent me a 10-minute video of him eating cereal.

He told me he was ‘cursed’ because I didn’t like his hair.

He cried because he couldn’t find his favorite sock.

B4esdead is the most adorable disaster ever. He’s sweet, he’s dumb, and he somehow makes everything worse. But you still love him anyway.

He texted me ‘I love you’ then said ‘I hate you’ 10 seconds later.

He tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire.

He asked me to be his ‘forever queen’ and I said ‘no’ and he cried.