B3ND0V3R

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a stupid phrase that posers use to try and sound cool. it’s like they think they’re in a movie, but they’re just making everyone laugh.
'I’m so B3ND0V3R, bro.', said by a guy wearing a hat backwards and a shirt that says 'I love my mom.'
'B3ND0V3R is the new cool.', said by someone who still uses 'literally' wrong.
'I’m B3ND0V3R, and I’m not afraid to say it.', said by a kid who failed math.
2
a dumb way of talking that people use to pretend they’re smart. it’s like they think they’re in a gang, but they’re just embarrassing themselves.
'B3ND0V3R is the vibe.', said by someone who doesn’t know what vibe means.
'I’m B3ND0V3R, and I’m here to make you cry.', said by a guy who can’t even spell 'cry.'
'B3ND0V3R is the new trend.', said by someone who wears socks with sandals.
3
a stupid phrase that people use to try and sound like they’re in a gang. it’s like they think they’re tough, but they’re just losers who think they’re cool.
'I’m B3ND0V3R, and I’m not afraid of you.', said by a kid who’s scared of spiders.
'B3ND0V3R is the way to go.', said by someone who still uses 'like' instead of 'as.'
'I’m B3ND0V3R, and I’m the best.', said by a guy who lost the game.
4
a silly phrase that people use to think they’re cool. it’s like they’re trying to be a legend, but they’re just a joke.
'B3ND0V3R is the way to be.', said by someone who still uses 'y’all' wrong.
'I’m B3ND0V3R, and I’m here to slay.', said by a guy who can’t even slay a chicken.
'B3ND0V3R is my life.', said by someone who still uses 'literally' wrong.
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a dumb way of talking that people use to think they’re tough. it’s like they think they’re in a movie, but they’re just a laughing stock.
'I’m B3ND0V3R, and I’m here to make you laugh.', said by someone who can’t even laugh properly.
'B3ND0V3R is the new style.', said by someone who still wears hats inside.
'I’m B3ND0V3R, and I’m not afraid of anything.', said by a kid who’s scared of the dark.
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