B3 Ranchand

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A ranch worker who does every damn thing to keep the ranch from dying. He’s so busy working that his body feels like it’s been beaten by a donkey.
I woke up to a cow in my bed. B3 Ranchand must’ve been too tired to move it.
He fixed the fence, fed the horses, and still had time to curse me. That’s B3 Ranchand.
He worked so hard, his shirt was soaked in sweat and swear words.
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The guy who makes the ranch run like clockwork. He doesn’t just work, he fights the ranch and wins.
He wrestled a bull to the ground just to show us who’s boss. That’s B3 Ranchand.
He worked all day and still had time to yell at me. That’s B3 Ranchand.
He worked so hard, he forgot to eat. Now he’s yelling at the cows.
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The person who does every single job on the ranch and still has time to cuss at you. He’s a machine made of sweat and swearing.
He cleaned the barn, mowed the grass, and still had time to throw a tantrum. That’s B3 Ranchand.
He worked so hard, his hands were calloused and his mouth was full of swear words.
He did everything and still had time to tell me I was useless.
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