Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're about to get whacked and drunk like a sailor who lost his ship and his dignity.

I just drank three shots. I'm b2gb, man. I'm gonna pass out in a toilet.

She ate the whole cake. Now she's b2gb and singing in the shower.

He drank all the beer. Now he's b2gb and trying to dance with a wall.

2

Feeling so wasted you think you're a superhero who just beat up the villain and forgot his pants.

I'm b2gb and I just yelled at my mom for stealing my chips.

He's b2gb and thinks the pizza is talking to him.

She's b2gb and tried to text her crush with her feet.

3

So drunk you're about to fall over and swear at the moon for being too bright.

I'm b2gb and I just told my dog he's a bad friend.

He's b2gb and tried to wear his socks as a hat.

She's b2gb and thinks the TV is her best friend.

4

You're so wasted you're ready to punch the air and cry about your bad day.

I'm b2gb and I just cried in a bucket.

He's b2gb and tried to eat the entire pizza box.

She's b2gb and thinks her shoes are talking to her.

5

You're so drunk you're about to start a fight with a couch and forget your name.

I'm b2gb and I just told my brother he's a chicken.

He's b2gb and tried to sing in the shower with a sock.

She's b2gb and thinks her hair is a dragon.