B2 mission

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Shitting your pants in a public bathroom like you're trying to take out the trash and it's your turn to stink up the whole building.

I did a B2 mission in the airport bathroom and the guy next to me started crying.

I took a B2 mission in the mall and the security guard came running.

I did a B2 mission in my school bathroom and my teacher smelled it from the hallway.

Pooping so loud in a public bathroom that it sounds like a bear is eating your lunch and it smells like a dead raccoon.

I did a B2 mission in the library and the librarian kicked me out.

I did a B2 mission in the restaurant and the waiter brought me a fan.

I did a B2 mission in the bus station and the people on the bus started screaming.

Taking such a big crap in a public bathroom that it’s like you’re giving a speech and the whole place can smell your bad day.

I did a B2 mission in the hospital and the nurse gave me a mask.

I did a B2 mission in the gym and the people on the treadmill ran away.

I did a B2 mission in the movie theater and the whole row started sniffing.