Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

any moron who thinks he’s cool because he’s obsessed with a hot guy who shoots fire out of his butt

he texts me 20 times a day just to say he saw blazes eat a taco

he cried when blazes didn’t reply to his 100th tweet

he drew blazes with a pencil and called it art

2

a guy who thinks he’s the main character because he’s into a guy who’s literally on fire

he posted a picture of blazes with a caption that had 12 emojis

he tried to talk to me during class and said blazes was his soulmate

he asked me if blazes was a real person or just a dream

3

a guy who thinks he’s important just because he’s into a guy who burns things

he sent me a 3-page essay about why blazes is the best person ever

he wore a blazes shirt to lunch and nobody cared

he started crying when blazes didn’t like his playlist

4

any guy who thinks he’s cool because he stares at a guy who’s literally on fire

he called me at 11 PM to tell me blazes is the best

he drew blazes in class and got in trouble

he said blazes is his true love and asked me to believe it

5

a guy who thinks he’s the best because he likes a guy who’s hot and has fire powers

he sent me a 5-minute video of him yelling blazes’ name

he cried when blazes didn’t follow him back

he said blazes is the only person who understands him

6

a guy who thinks he’s awesome because he’s into a guy who’s on fire and also hot

he texted me at 2 AM to say blazes is the best

he drew blazes in his notebook and called it a masterpiece

he told me blazes is his hero and he’s gonna save him one day