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A pilot who’s so bad at flying it’s like they were born with a joystick stuck up their behind

I watched him crash into a tree. It was like he was trying to make a point.

He flew straight into the clouds like they were his ex-girlfriend.

He landed so hard the plane groaned like it was in pain.

A pilot who thinks the sky is just a suggestion

He flew in circles like he was trying to confuse the sun.

He didn’t even notice the storm until it knocked him out of the sky.

He landed in a lake because he thought it was the runway.

A pilot who’s so clueless they probably think the airplane is a toaster

He took off like he was late for breakfast.

He flew the plane upside down because he thought it was a prank.

He landed the plane in a parking lot because he thought it was a shortcut.

A pilot who’s so bad it’s like the airplane is laughing at them

He flew the plane into a mountain because he thought it was a hill.

He circled the airport for 20 minutes because he was lost.

He landed so sideways the plane looked like it was drunk.

A pilot who’s so terrible it’s like they’re flying with a blindfold on and a banana

He flew through a thunderstorm like it was a lullaby.

He landed in a field because he thought it was a runway.

He took off without realizing the plane was already moving.