B19

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A woman so big she could be a mountain, and still complain about the view.

My aunt is a B19. She eats a whole pizza by herself and still has room for cake.

My neighbor’s dog ran away from a B19 and got lost in the woods.

My mom said I was a B19 before I turned 12. She was wrong, but she was also right.

A woman who takes up two seats on the bus and still has room for her purse and her drama.

My cousin is a B19. She sat next to me on the bus and took my leg for a seat.

My friend’s mom is a B19. She eats donuts for breakfast and still has room for coffee.

My teacher called me a B19 because I didn’t fit in the desk. I didn’t care.

A woman so big she could bench-press a man and still laugh at his jokes.

My grandma is a B19. She can lift my dad and still tell him he’s annoying.

My friend’s sister is a B19. She eats a whole cake in one bite and still has room for ice cream.

My mom said my brother is a B19. He took the whole couch and still left a dent in the wall.

A woman who walks into a room and makes everyone else feel small.

My aunt is a B19. She walked into the party and the whole room shut up.

My friend’s mom is a B19. She came to school and the teachers moved the desks.

My cousin is a B19. She walked into the store and the clerk ran out.

A woman who could be a wrestler and still win by crying.

My mom is a B19. She wrestled my brother and cried because he took her snacks.

My grandma is a B19. She wrestled my uncle and won by crying because he was annoying.

My friend is a B19. She wrestled me and cried because I made fun of her hair.