Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a woman who yells at everyone like they owe her money and her cat

Why didn't you call me? I was eating my cat's leftovers!

Your mom's a b17ch and your dad's a b17ch and your sister's a b17ch!

I'm not a b17ch, I'm just tired of your dumb ass.

2

a person who talks too much and thinks they're the best at everything

I'm the best at everything. You're the worst at everything. My cat's better than you.

You're a b17ch and you know it.

If I wasn't a b17ch, I'd be a superhero.

3

someone who screams at you in the middle of the night because they're mad at their ex

Why did you leave me? I was your best friend!

I'm screaming because my ex took my pizza.

I'm a b17ch and I'm not sorry.

4

a human who thinks they're a god and everyone else is a failure

I'm a god. You're a failure. My cat is a god.

You're a b17ch and you're not even good at being a b17ch.

I'm not a b17ch. I'm a queen.

5

a person who insults you and then cries when you laugh at them

You're a b17ch and you're ugly too.

I'm crying because you're a b17ch.

You laughed at me, so I'm a b17ch now.

6

someone who yells at you for no reason and then forgets they yelled at you

Why did you ignore me? I yelled at you!

I yelled at you, but I don't remember.

You're a b17ch, but I'm a b17ch too.