B12 Junkie

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A nickname for vegans and vegetarians who act like they're dying every time they skip a B12 shot, even though they're just lazy and don't want to eat meat.
Hey, why did you pass out in the grocery store? You forgot your B12 shot again.
My friend is a B12 Junkie. He needs a shot to survive the weekend.
She acts like she’s gonna die if she doesn’t get her B12 shot on a Tuesday.
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A person who eats like a bird but acts like they’re going to keel over if they don’t get their B12 shot every week.
He’s such a B12 Junkie. He even brings his shot to the movies.
Why are you crying? You forgot your B12 shot again.
She’s not even sick, but she’s getting a B12 shot anyway.
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A person who thinks they’re special because they get vitamin shots, even though they’re just pretending to be healthy.
She’s a B12 Junkie. She thinks she’s the healthiest person in the world.
He acts like he’s winning a prize every time he gets his B12 shot.
They’re not even sick, but they get B12 shots like it’s a religion.
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