B1 & B2

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Two bananas in pajamas who think they're cool. They run a stupid show in Australia and think it's both fun and smart. They're like the stupidest kids ever.
B1: 'We're gonna save the world today!' B2: 'I hope the world isn't too dumb to notice.'
B1: 'I'm the best banana ever.' B2: 'No, I am.'
B1: 'We're gonna eat a whole pie.' B2: 'I'm gonna eat the pie and then you'll be sad.'
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Your main lover is B1, but B2 is the backstabbing creep who ruins everything. They’re like the extra meat on your sandwich that you didn’t ask for.
B1: 'I love you.' B2: 'I love you more. Also, I'm gonna cheat on you.'
B1: 'We're going to the movies.' B2: 'I'm going to the movies and then I'm going to cheat on you.'
B1: 'I'm your girlfriend.' B2: 'I'm your ex and I'm gonna come back and haunt you.'
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