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I watched this guy for 10 minutes and still don’t know what he’s trying to say.

His videos are like my brain after too much candy.

He posted a video of a toaster dancing to a dubstep remix and I’m not sorry.

He tweets ‘I’m a star’ but only 3 people replied.

His videos are so bad, they should be banned from the internet.

He asked for a shoutout and I said ‘no’ because I’m not that dumb.

He posted a video of a cat sleeping and called it ‘the greatest masterpiece of the century’.

He spends more time editing a 5-second clip than I do doing my homework.

He turned a simple pizza into a 20-minute saga and I still don’t know why.

He does a 10-minute video just to say ‘hello’ and I’m confused.

His videos are like my math class: completely pointless.

He posted a video of his plants and I’m not impressed.

He cried over a broken pencil and I laughed so hard I got a stomachache.

He posted a video of his sock and called it ‘the end of the world’.

He broke up with his toaster and now it’s sad.

He danced in a grocery store and nobody knew why.

He turned a simple song into a 12-minute rant about his hat.

He posted a video of a banana and said it was ‘the most important thing ever’.