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He was born with a mop in his hand and a broom up his ass
His mom said he cried for the vacuum cleaner
He tried to clean the toilet before breakfast
He got in trouble for polishing the floor with his tongue
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He was put on Earth to scrub floors and make coffee
He made a latte with the mop
He called the vacuum cleaner his best friend
He tried to clean the ceiling with a sponge
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He was born with a dustpan for a tongue and a mop for a brain
He eats crumbs for breakfast
He wiped the mirror with his pants
He tried to mop the sky
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He came out screaming and covered in soap
He tried to clean the bath with a spoon
He said the mop was his pet
He cried when the vacuum broke
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He was born to clean and nothing else
He used the vacuum as a slide
He mopped the floor with his socks
He got yelled at for eating the mop head
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He was born with a mop in his hand and a broom up his ass
He tried to mop the sky
He used the vacuum to make a sandwich
He cried when the mop broke