Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

So broken it’s like your mom’s cooking after a long shift at the factory.

My phone just exploded and now it’s b0rk0red.

This game is b0rk0red. I’ve tried everything, even crying.

My laptop is b0rk0red. It’s like it’s mad at me.

2

So messed up it’s like your dad’s idea of a good time.

This app is b0rk0red. It won’t let me post my cat’s face.

My printer is b0rk0red. It printed my essay in all caps.

This website is b0rk0red. I can’t even log in.

3

So bad it’s like your cousin’s math test.

My phone is b0rk0red. It’s slower than my grandma’s walking pace.

This game is b0rk0red. I’ve lost more lives than I have fingers.

My computer is b0rk0red. It’s like it’s trying to fail me on purpose.

4

So broken it’s like your brother’s promise on prom night.

My phone is b0rk0red. It won’t let me send my crush a text.

This app is b0rk0red. I’ve tried 10 times and it still won’t work.

My laptop is b0rk0red. It’s like it doesn’t even care about me.

5

So messed up it’s like your sister’s fashion sense.

My phone is b0rk0red. It’s got more bugs than my neighbor’s dog.

This game is b0rk0red. I can’t even win a level.

My computer is b0rk0red. It’s like it’s trying to make me cry.