b0ngm1lk

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b0ngm1lk is a fake Instagram account where keanu posts stupid art. She’s a weird loser who thinks her doodles are amazing.
Keanu DMs me: 'Bro, this is the best art ever. I drew it with my toe.'
A post says: 'This is my art. It’s 90% crayon and 10% regret.'
Caption: 'I drew this in 2 seconds. It’s a masterpiece.'
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b0ngm1lk is like a bad dream. Keanu posts her dumb art and acts like it’s genius. It’s the worst.
A post says: 'This is my art. It’s 100% genius. 0% effort.'
Keanu comments on her own post: 'I’m a legend.'
Caption: 'This is my best work. I made it in my sleep.'
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b0ngm1lk is a cursed Instagram where keanu posts her weird art. She thinks she’s talented. She’s not.
A post: 'I drew this with my eyes closed. It’s magical.'
Keanu sends a DM: 'You’re not cool enough to see my art.'
Caption: 'This art is so good, it hurts.'
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