b0ng

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The most idiot ever who thinks they are cool
My cousin is a b0ng. He wore a hat inside a house.
That guy tried to explain the internet to my dog. He's a b0ng.
My teacher called me a b0ng because I forgot my lunch.
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A human who acts like they know everything but are actually clueless
My friend is a b0ng. He said he could fix my phone. He broke it.
The b0ng in my class thinks he invented pizza.
My mom called me a b0ng because I didn't do my homework.
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A person who is so dumb they think they are smart
That b0ng tried to tell me how to play chess. He lost in two moves.
My neighbor is a b0ng. He tried to paint the house. It looks like a war zone.
My dad said I'm a b0ng because I spilled my juice.
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Someone who is so stupid they think they are the best
That b0ng said he could beat up a dragon. He tripped over a chair.
My brother is a b0ng. He thinks he can fly. He jumped off the roof.
My teacher called me a b0ng because I drew on the walls.
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A person who thinks they are the king of everything but are actually a mess
That b0ng said he was the king of the school. He got kicked out for eating a whole pizza.
My friend is a b0ng. He tried to be the king of the castle. He got lost.
My mom called me a b0ng because I tried to cook and burned everything.
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The worst person ever who thinks they are amazing
That b0ng said he was the best at video games. He lost to my baby sister.
My neighbor is a b0ng. He tried to be a superhero. He fell into a puddle.
My teacher called me a b0ng because I said the sky was green.
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