b0n0

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A noob who thinks they're cool but still has no idea what they're doing. They're like a kid who tried to walk before they could crawl.
"I'm a b0n0, bro. I just finished my first game.", 2 minutes later: he was staring at the wall like it was a math problem.
"B0n0s are the reason we have cheat codes."
He called himself a b0n0. Then he got kicked out of the lobby for screaming at a potato.
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A person who thinks they're tough but still gets beaten by a 10-year-old. They’re like a dog who thinks he’s a lion.
"I’m a b0n0, I just beat my dad.", His dad was playing on easy mode.
She called herself a b0n0. Then she got roasted by a 6-year-old in the lobby.
He tried to be a b0n0. Then he cried when he lost.
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A noob who thinks they're the best at everything, even when they're clearly the worst. They're like a kid who thinks they’re the king of the castle, but it’s on fire.
"I'm a b0n0, and I just destroyed the world.", He had 3 lives and 10 seconds left.
He called himself a b0n0. Then he got yelled at by a pro for being a b0n0.
She was a b0n0. Then she tried to play with the pros and got humiliated.
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A person who’s clueless but still thinks they're the best. They’re like a chicken who thinks it’s a superhero.
"I’m a b0n0, I just beat the boss.", The boss was sleeping.
He was a b0n0. Then he got laughed at by the whole server.
She called herself a b0n0. Then she tried to beat a pro and got destroyed.
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A noob who’s so clueless, they think a b0n0tron is a type of sandwich. They’re like a kid who thinks the moon is made of cheese.
"I’m a b0n0, I just ate a b0n0tron.", It was just a bagel.
He thought he was a b0n0. Then he tried to eat a b0n0tron and got confused.
She called herself a b0n0. Then she tried to make a b0n0tron and it was just cereal.
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