b0lly

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the guy who plays guitar like he's trying to save your soul while your brain is melting

'b0lly just made me cry during a concert, and I didn't even bring tissues.'

'my cousin said b0lly's guitar solos are like a math test and I failed.'

'I tried to text b0lly and he replied with a emoji and I felt rejected.'

the guy who thinks he's a rock star and everyone else is just background noise

'b0lly screamed into his mic like he was fighting a dragon.'

'my dog barked at b0lly during his concert and he looked offended.'

'b0lly called my mom a 'freak' and now she won't stop talking about it.'

the guy who made music so complicated it’s like he’s trying to make your head explode

'b0lly's song made me dizzy and I had to sit down.'

'my brother said b0lly's music is like a spicy taco and he can't handle it.'

'I tried to sing along to b0lly and now my voice sounds like a broken radio.'

the guy who thinks he’s the best and everyone else is just a bunch of sad, lonely people

'b0lly said he’s the best and now I have to prove I’m not a sad, lonely person.'

'my sister cried because b0lly didn’t acknowledge her during his concert.'

'I texted b0lly and he said 'you’re just a sad, lonely person' and now I’m mad.'

the guy who plays guitar like it’s a competition and you’re the loser

'b0lly played so fast I thought my eyes were going to pop out.'

'my friend said b0lly’s guitar is like a monster and we’re all just victims.'

'I tried to play along with b0lly and I lost the game.'

the guy who takes music so seriously it’s like he’s in a holy war and you’re just a bystander

'b0lly was so serious during his concert I thought he was going to pray on stage.'

'my brother said b0lly’s music is like a holy war and we’re all just confused.'

'I tried to laugh during b0lly’s song and he looked at me like I committed a sin.'