B0bthebuilder_

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the guy who yells at you for being slow and also has a weird obsession with bricks
Bob just screamed at me for taking 10 seconds to move a brick. I'm not even sure why he cares.
I asked Bob why he was building a wall in the middle of the park. He said, 'It’s for the bricks, you fool.'
Bob called me a 'brick-burner' because I dropped a brick on his foot. I didn’t even know that was a thing.
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a human brick who thinks he’s a god and also has a grudge against everyone who moves slower than him
Bob told me I was 'brick-weak' because I took a break. I just wanted some water.
Bob started a fight with a kid for not stacking bricks correctly. The kid didn’t even know what he did wrong.
Bob threatened to brick me if I didn’t finish my task. I don’t even know what that means.
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a brick-loving lunatic who also has a weird habit of yelling at people for no reason
Bob yelled at me for breathing too loud. I didn’t even know bricks could hear me.
I tried to talk to Bob, but he just kept stacking bricks and yelling about 'brick-time.'
Bob started yelling at a tree for not being a brick. I think he’s lost it.
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the brick king who also has a weird obsession with people moving bricks and being annoying
Bob said I was 'brick-annoying' for not moving bricks fast enough. I just wanted to take a nap.
Bob tried to make me his brick servant. I refused, and he yelled at me for 10 minutes.
Bob said I was 'brick-weak' again. I think he’s just mad because I didn’t listen to him.
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a person who thinks bricks are the best thing ever and also has a weird need to boss people around
Bob said I was 'brick-weak' for not stacking bricks correctly. I didn’t even know bricks had standards.
Bob tried to boss me around for 30 minutes because I took a break. I just wanted to rest.
Bob said I was 'brick-burned' for not listening to him. I don’t even know what that means.
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