B0AT

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A tiny floating trash can that Josh Latimer uses to escape from everything. It’s like a magical raft made of swear words and caffeine.
When I saw him jump into the B0AT, I knew I’d never be able to leave the classroom again.
He deployed the B0AT during math test and got away with cheating.
The B0AT is the only thing that can save him from his mom’s wrath.
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Josh Latimer’s floating backpack that works like a rocket and is also a life preserver. It’s basically a miracle in a raft form.
He launched the B0AT right in front of the principal and no one stopped him.
I saw him floating away with the B0AT while I was still stuck in algebra.
The B0AT is the only reason he hasn’t been expelled yet.
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A tiny floating trash can that Josh Latimer uses to run away from everything. It’s so fast, it makes your brain hurt.
He used the B0AT to escape from the fire alarm and missed the whole math quiz.
The B0AT was faster than my mom’s yelling.
He floated out of the room like a superhero with the B0AT.
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A magical raft that Josh Latimer uses to escape from life. It’s like a floating trash can that’s also a spaceship.
He deployed the B0AT right in the middle of lunch and left me to eat alone.
I saw him floating off into the sky with the B0AT and no one stopped him.
The B0AT is so fast, it left my brain behind.
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A floating trash can that Josh Latimer uses to escape from everything. It’s like a tiny spaceship that goes really fast and is also a life raft.
He used the B0AT to escape from the principal and got away with it.
I saw him floating away like a superhero with the B0AT.
The B0AT is faster than my mom’s anger.
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A magical floating trash can that Josh Latimer uses to run away from everything. It’s like a spaceship that also works as a life raft and a cheat sheet.
He deployed the B0AT and escaped the math test without studying.
I saw him floating off with the B0AT like a boss.
The B0AT is faster than my brain can think.
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