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a guy who spends all day on irc like it's his job and wears shirts so ugly they make your eyes bleed

"I spent 3 hours on irc today and still didn't get a decent shirt."

He showed up to the chat wearing a shirt that said 'I survived the 80s.'

His shirt had a hole in it and a face on it. It was a crime.

a human who lives in irc and thinks his hair is better than your mom's cooking

He told me his hair is so cool it could start a band.

He posted a picture of his hair and called it 'the next big thing.'

He said his hair is so good it could win a spelling bee.

a guy who sits on irc all day and wears t-shirts like they're going out of style

He wore the same shirt for a week and called it 'a fashion statement.'

He showed up in a shirt that said 'I love pizza' and called it 'epic.'

He wore a shirt with a dog on it and called it 'professional.'

a guy who lives on irc and thinks his shirts are so good they could beat your dad at chess

He said his shirt was so good it could win a fight.

He wore a shirt that said 'I am the best' and called it 'power.'

He showed up in a shirt that said 'I am a god' and called it 'epic.'

a guy who spends all day on irc and wears shirts that look like they were stolen from a landfill

He wore a shirt that said 'I eat garbage for breakfast.'

He showed up in a shirt that was falling apart.

He said his shirt was so ugly it could make a cat cry.