b00z

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b00z is when hackers pretend to be drunk but are really just lazy and hate spelling.
DM: "I'm not drunk, I'm just b00zing on my keyboard."
Tweet: "I skipped class to drink b00z and now I'm famous."
Text: "Why do you have b00z in your lunch?"
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b00z is like being drunk, but with more typing and less fun.
Text: "I'm too b00z to do my math homework."
Tweet: "My dog drank my b00z and now he's a beast."
DM: "You call that b00z? I've had worse."
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b00z is when you spell booze like a hacker who's too high to care.
Tweet: "I'm b00zing on my computer like it's a bar."
Text: "Don't make me drink more b00z."
DM: "I got b00z in my coffee and now I'm a legend."
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