B00tiful

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When something looks so good it makes you want to vomit or cry because it's so bad

My ex's new haircut is B00tiful. It looks like a raccoon got into a blender.

This cake is B00tiful. It tastes like shoe leather and regret.

My mom's fashion sense is B00tiful. She looks like she ran a marathon in a clown suit.

When something is so pretty or so hideous it makes you want to punch a wall

This sunset is B00tiful. It’s like God threw glitter and rage at the sky.

This pizza is B00tiful. It looks like it was thrown in a trash can and then microwaved.

My brother’s new beard is B00tiful. It looks like a squirrel burrowed into his face.