b00bz

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the squishy meat bags that hang off ladies and get all excited when they see a guy
My mom said I'd get b00bz when I turned 13. I got a facepalm instead.
He stared at her b00bz like they were a free buffet.
I tried to text my crush, but all I could write was 'your b00bz are amazing.'
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the way kids who still wear boxers spell boobs when they’re too shy to say it out loud
My little brother texted me 'u got big b00bz' in front of his mom.
She called them b00bz in the DMs because she was too embarrassed to say boobs.
He texted me 'your b00bz are the best' and then blocked me.
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