b00bies

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Big meaty globes that make your brain shut off and your pants fall down.

My b00bies are so big they could be a full-time job.

I woke up and my b00bies were arguing over who gets the last slice of pizza.

My b00bies are so big they have their own Instagram page.

The reason you failed math and why you're still single.

My b00bies are the only thing I need to pass this class.

I got a D in math because I was too busy looking at my b00bies.

My b00bies don't care about your problems.

The most beautiful thing in the universe, and also the reason you're broke.

My b00bies are so beautiful they could buy a house.

I spent all my money on b00bies and now I live in a tent.

My b00bies are so hot they have a fan club.